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just-shower-thoughts:

North Korea can’t really send anyone anywhere to spy because they’ll get there and realize they’ve been lied to their whole lives

officialunitedstates:

for some reason facebook feels the need to absolutely ROAST me by showing me my own posts from 5 years ago. ive already called the police

snout:

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

(via thebootydiaries)